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According to boingboing.com in May of 2008 "The California Senate passed a new bill yesterday, legalizing membership in the Communist Party for California state employees. Now the California Assembly has to agree."  This piece of legislation was also known as Senate Bill 1322 in California.

Although we have featured Red Army Recruitment Videos before, we are happy to bring you another one:

Hugo Chavez is the current el presidente de Venezuela.  He was elected presidente in 1998 with campaigno promises of helping poor people who make up a majority in his country.  According to him the rich oil executives in his country lived in "luxury chalets where they perform orgies, drinking whiskey".

In this video featuring German rock group "Guano Apes" Russian Military power is proudly displayed (apparently Open Your Eyes is the official theme song of Russian military Youtube videos).  This video could be used both as a recruitment tool to lure American and possibly German young men into the Russian army and as a message to America and her allies to "open your eyes".

As seen in the following post on YouTube, the Russians have developed laser weapons capable of destroying American missiles or planes inbound to the Russian Motherland.  As there is no English translation to this footage (possibly because it was stolen from KGB HQ), Americans should definitely be concerned about what the Pinkos intend to do with this weapon.

According to The Russian News and Information Agency or Rianovosti, as this Pinko news source calls themselves, recently reported that Russian agents have been developing a new war-robot, similar to US combat robots now in operation in Iraq and Afganastan.

Most articles here at pinkomenace.com deal with the impending Pinko invasion.  Whether from people within our country or from the Great Red Bear himself, we are always on the watch for possible threats to our great nation.  However, in today's article, we've decided to profile several weapons and techniques that can be used if the worst was to happen.

Here at pinkomenace.com, we are generally not known for being quick to judgement, or for making false accusations.  Although our article about how Russians hate trees was fully accurate, we have to say that due to a recent article in Russian news magazine Pravda, we at least feel some compasion for the Red Menace. We also have a new way to defend against them if they decide to take their deforestation to US soil.

Although environmentalists are never literally "up in arms" as they are mostly hippie pacifists, pinkomenace.com has received word that they are prepared for a flurry or civil disobedience and/or sit-ins over a new Russian project. According to our sources, and corroborated by the following video posted by astute Russian observer "aapinator", the Soviet overlords are preparing citizens for deforestation missions.

In a pinkonews.webs.com exclusive, we've intercepted some astounding audio of a Soviet officer and someone that he refers to as his "first mate" trying to recruit American college students into the Red Army.  Here at pinkonews, we are proud to say that these young Americans resisted such temptations as a free cow, dental plan, and the respect of Russian women.  Not only did they resist, they managed to keep the Pinko recruiters on the phone for nearly 30 minutes, sparing other more vulnerable young men from the allure of glory in the "Red @#$%'n Army".