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according to CNN.com, February 16th marked Kim Jong-il's 68th  birthday.  Although there is always some debate about "Dear Leader's" health and even if he is alive, North Korea was kind enough to furnish the outside world with this photo taken of lil' Kim inspecting the Kimchaek iron and steel complex in North Korea in December of 2009.

Kim Jong-il spending time at the iron and steel complex.  "Oh, Hewwo!"

To restate another of our articles, Kim, according to Soviet records, was born in the Russian village of Khabarovska as a Korean exile during World War II.  He was originally known as  Yuri Irsenovich, making him a certain Pinko from birth. According to official North Korean records, however, he was born at a secret military base on Baekdu Mountain in Korea.  That being said, who really knows if it's his birthday or not.

We believe state-controlled North Korean media will release this photo of a tame Kim Jong-il birthday party with his loyal companion, Type-o-dog.

As seen in the picture above, Kim apparently celebrates his birthday with his bulldog which we assume is named "Type-o-dog" after North Korea's premiere missile system.  Korea prefers "Dear Leader" to be seen as subdued and kind, celebrating his birthday quietly in the presence of his little companion.  Michael Vick was not invited for obvious reasons.

What we believe Kim Jong-il's birthday party actually looked like.  World leaders, Pinko and Capitalist alike, fear the Jong-il drunk dial.  "Hewwo Mr. Obama...  I wood wike you to come pawty wif me!"

As we can clearly see, thanks to this photo obtained only here at Pinkomenace.com, Kim's birthday party was far from quiet.  North Korea did not want this photo to be released as many people would be unhappy with Dear Leader.  PETA will no doubt have issue with using Type-o-dog as a beer coaster, and we don't even have to mention MADD.  At least Kim most likely had someone there to drive him home. 

This photo could also be used as further proof of his sadistic and sometimes hurtful habit of "drunk-dialing" world leaders.  Kim believes these calls to be more effective than they really are as North Korea does not readily have caller ID.  It is believed that these drunken crank calls are the actual reason for many of the sanctions against North Korea and the reason why they have remained officially at war with the South for over 50 years.

Update 2/19/2010:

According to CNN.com, in addition to the wild party reported here, Kim Jong-il decided to celebrate his birthday a few days late by declaring through the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) that they would not abandon their nuclear program, "even if the earth is broken to pieces unless the hostile policy towards [North Korea] is rolled back and the nuclear threat to it removed."

Althouh there were no reports of missile launches today, we've altered the preceding photo to show what Kim would have liked his birthday to look like.  These missiles would have most likely been aimed at Japan, South Korea or other random Capitalist nations per "Dear Leader's" wishes.

Appropriately, Type-o-dog would be there to watch the Taep'o-dong 2 missile launch.

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See Also: Pinko Profile of Kim Jong-il