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This, of course is only the scenario if hardliners in the Russian government have their way.  The other likely possibility is that they will be used in negotiations with Vietnam or North Korea in a program similar to the "food for oil" program used with Iraq in the late 90s.

 

 

UPDATE 11/18/2009:

Further research has shown that this Russian cat-breeding program could be in response to a secret American project began in the 1960s.  The result of this experiment was an American cat was know as "Acoustic Kitty" and was killed by a taxi cab after a $10 million American investment.  This cat featured such advancements as a tail-mounted antenna and implanted listening equipment.  The cat was also apparently trained, but not well enough to avoid succumbing to a possible Communist-driven taxi.

FURTHER UPDATE 11/20/2009:

Interestingly enogh "Adult Swim Games" is now featuring a game called "Meowcenaries".  The purpose of this game is unkown, but is assumed to be a tool used to train US operators in the operation in a new generation of "Acoustic Kitty" (see above).  The game itself takes quite a while to load which is either an indication of it's sophistication or more likely is a result of Red Army internet sabatoge.  Interestingly enough, this game is available on ITunes which per our article on 11/18/09 makes us somewhat suspicious of Apple's motivations.

See also: English developing a new counter to the Russian Cat Menace.