New Reasons Russia Hates Trees

Here at pinkomenace.com, we are generally not known for being quick to judgement, or for making false accusations.  Although our article about how Russians hate trees was fully accurate, we have to say that due to a recent article in Russian news magazine Pravda, we at least feel some compasion for the Red Menace. We also have a new way to defend against them if they decide to take their deforestation to US soil.

As seen in the aforementioned article, Russians are apparently horribly scared of misshapen trees like the ones pictured below:
 

horrible tree    horrible tree 2

Left: The Devil, Right: a Russian Babushka

 

JCVD kicks over tree

"I fear you no longer, tree!"

Although we may understand our enemy slightly better now, given the horrible appearance of their native trees, we cannot allow them to continue on the path to world deforestation.  When you see Russians attacking trees, print out one of these two pictures or any of the pictures in the original Pravda article.  Hold them up to the pinko menace and yell loudly in English.  They won't understand, and will asssume you are talking tree language, possibly calling in tree monster reinforcements.

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