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Although our readers may be tired of recruitment videos, we at Pinkomenace.com couldn't help but post this one from former Soviet Republic Ukraine.  That and we don't really care what you think.

Ukrainian flag found off Wikimedia.  The hammer and sickle make us suspicious*

Although Ukraine generally hates Russia and vice versa, they were at one point a part of the Evil Empire (thanks for the catch phrase RR!).  Although we think that their hatred towards mother Russia is very good, the fact that they were at one time owned by Russia is reason enough for us at Pinkomenace.com to feature their recruiting video.

That was actually much better than the Russian Army recruitment video we recently featured. Although most of these women would not appeal to Americans or even most likely Canadians, by Euro-slut standards, they are quite attractive.

"This is my sister, she is number 2 prostitute in all Kazakhstan!"

Although this video is pretty amazing by itself and could stand on it's own, "viralblink.com" was kind enough to provide us with what is labeled as a "parody translation".  As we cannot verify that it is a parody, one would have to assume that this translation is, in fact, fairly accurate.

"Let me go ahead and show you this giant machine gun phallic symbol to
compensate for my small man-parts!"

Although we admire this video's creative use of clean water and Euro-trash girls, these prostitutes do bring up a valid point: "Shouldn't army be defending border?"  Yes, Ukraine, what is the purpose of having an army if all they do all day is try to pick up girls?  Although the Russian ad last featured portrays many Russian soldiers as homosexuals, at least they were willing, happy in fact, to go kill for their country.  Ukrainian soldiers seem only willing to steal prostitutes from hard-working pimps.  

Our final thought on this is that if a country's army interferes regularly with small businessmen, capitalism will never prosper.

*Not Ukraine's official flag, but on Wikimedia nonetheless.