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This Friday, Russia tested it's first stealth fighter jet, the Sukhoi T-50.  According to CNN.com, "The plane, provisionally called T-50, is the country's first fighter jet based on the stealth technology and is viewed by military experts as the Russian answer to the American F-35 and F-22 jets."

It's interesting to note that according to apparently Pinko-Friendly CNN.com, this jet is an answer to the F-22 and not simply a knock-off version made with inferior Russian components.  The article does, however, go on to say that, according to a Sukhoi official, "The Americans had produced some of those technologies before us, so we're now catching up with them with this new model."

The US F-22 Raptor.  Became operational in 2005.

The Sukhoi T-50.  No similarity here.

According to military analyst Pavel Felgenhauer, speaking to CNN about this plane, "It doesn't have a new engine, modern weapons, or electronics. It's impossible to make a 5th-generation plane without having 5th-generation components."  Harsh words Pavel.  Hope you don't end up with Thallium Poisoning.  You might as well have said that it puts the "suck" in Sukhoi.

But, to the Soviet's credit, they've really never ripped anything off from the United states before...  Oh, wait...

Left: The US-built Space Shuttle (first flight 1981).  Right:  The Soviet Buran (first flight 1988).  Apparently in Russia all you have to do to avoid blatantly copying someone is paint the fuel tank white.

So what is the purpose of testing a stealth fighter five years after the US already has one in operation (closer to 30 years if you count the F-117 Nighthawk)?  Our belief at Pinkomenace.com is that Russia does not believe it will be able to obtain the Great Pyramid of Giza as previously reported here.  Instead, they will have to settle for the smaller and older pyramid, Sakkara, that they currently have access to.  Although this pyramid could not rival the US military by itself, with a new stealthy fighter escort it could pose a serious threat to US forces.

Sakkara assaulting a US latoral combat ship

One should note that although this is an older pyramid, it has been upgraded with a quintuple abduction beam.  It is believed that American soldiers (or sailors in this case) will be abducted and possibly even reprogrammed for Soviet use.  Also of note here is that even thouth the Sukhoi's radar-evasion technology most likely lags behind the US, these planes could still employ the element of suprise if they were to fly in behind the pyramid allowing it to block US radar detection.

This formation would serve to confuse enemy radar tracking.  F-22 shown here for demonstration purposes.

Update 2/18/2010:

Our extensive research on YouTube has found that suspected Pinko "Harald Huff" has actually built an 11 foot radio-controlled version of the Su-27.  Although there is no mention of stealth technology, this capable little plane is so small that this alone would serve to confuse enemy radar.  Also, this plane could be produced in massive numbers compared to the T-50.  Check out this tiny plane's capabilities in the video below.

Watch out Capitalists, the tiny "flanker" is coming.