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According to a Recent Pravda article entitled "Green and Meatless McDonald's Will Not Work in Russia", Russians are not happy about a plan by McDonald's restaurant to get rid of their trademark red and yellow colors and replace them with green and yellow.  According to Pravda's article, "The current concept – “funny and tasty” – works very well in Russia.

At the risk of offending our 5 visitors (as of December 1st) that use Linux, Pinkomenace.com feels it must talk about the current second-most popular Pinko Operating system, Linux (We haven't looked at Microsoft yet, it's possible they should be included).  Although Apple is known to have a Red streak at times, they actually tends to be Capitalistic, even monopolistic, in the fact that it sells it's hardware for exorbitant amounts of money and controls both their hardware and software.

Although most would think that video-games are solely the property of America and possibly Japan, there are many instances of Soviet influence on video games.  Although we have featured the modern-day Pinko video game "Allods" before, this article is about video games around when Gorbachev and Khrushchev were in power.  The most best-known example, of course, is Tetris.

Laos, the only landlocked country in Southeast Asia, is just west of Vietnam and South of China.  With two-thirds of the rest of the Pinko world bordering them, one can understand why they might be Communist themselves. According to Wikipedia, Laos is one of only four still-active Communist states (including China, Vietnam, and Cuba). We believe this number is actually low, as it doesn't include such countries as Venezuela and North Korea.

This month in Russian news magazine "Pravda", it was reported that Russia has started registering domain names using the Pinko alphabet, otherwise known as Cyrillic.  This registration of Cyrillic web sites started on November 25th of this year.  In an example of general Pinko corruption, state organizations (as well as trademark owners) were allowed to register their domains first.

Although not necessarily a new threat as it first flew in December of 1988, new possibilities for the Anatov An-225 could be construed as a major threat the the US.
 

Kim Jong-il is the current dictator of North Korea and is known to his subjects either as  "Dear Leader" or "Lil' Kim".

In our article on 11/08/09 about "Extreme Russian Cat Breeding", we discussed how Russia is now experimenting with "Breeding cats for either offensive or peaceful roles."  We would tend to believe it is the former as a precursor to invasion.  Although this article may have scared many of our readers into stocking up on tuna and catnip to appease their new cat overlords, the British are working on an answer.

Although our readers may be tired of recruitment videos, we at Pinkomenace.com couldn't help but post this one from former Soviet Republic Ukraine.  That and we don't really care what you think.

According to Computerworld.com, "Chips in brains will control computers by 2020." This article goes on to say that "Scientists at Intel's research lab in Pittsburgh are working to find ways to read and harness human brain waves so they can be used to operate computers, television sets and cell phones. The brain waves would be harnessed with Intel-developed sensors implanted in people's brains."