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This Friday, Russia tested it's first stealth fighter jet, the Sukhoi T-50.  According to CNN.com, "The plane, provisionally called T-50, is the country's first fighter jet based on the stealth technology and is viewed by military experts as the Russian answer to the American F-35 and F-22 jets."

According to English newsmagazine, The independent, "As Russians woke to nurse their New Year's Day hangovers, they may have found that the dog that bit them had doubled in price overnight.

The Burning Man before (left) and after (right) it's true

identity was revealed.

As seen in the video below, this Russian college student has decided to disrupt a lecture class.  We're not sure whether it was a Russian college or American (or any other nation for that matter).  Our assumption, though, is that if it was Russian, the instructor was sympathetic to capitalism and Soviet leaders sent this 20-something to disrupt this professor's class.  This person even tries to break the wall and floor at one point, but is largely unsuccessful.

Although most of our readers would think that fast food is a purely American phenomenon, after viewing the following commercial aired in the mid-1980's, the Russians became insanely jealous and dedided they wanted their own fast-food establishment.  After a failed attempt at Communist fast food themed restaurant called "McBorscht", Soviet leaders decided to simply steal one of these restaurants from America. 

Just when you thought you'd seen every devious plot to come out of Russia, billionaire Roman Abramovich is nearly done with his monstrous yacht.  This yacht, amongst other features, has a "laser photo shield."  What, you ask, is this shield?  According to the Times online, "Infrared lasers detect the electronic light sensors in nearby cameras, known as charge-coupled devices.

As promised on the real American Christmas day, December 25th, Pinko Santa Claus is revealed here for the first time to be none other than former Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev!  We decided to wait until January 7th to reveal this in order to ruin Soviet Russia's Christmas.

Informed Capitalists know that Georgia has had it's problems with Russia in the last few years.  However, According to Pravda.ru, in an apparent slap in the face to Moscow, they have decided to dismantle a monument to "The Great Patriotic War" (or World War II as it's known pretty much everywhere outside of Russia).  Furthermore, they will finish this work on December 21st, which, as all good Pinko Commies know, is Joseph S

Although Moscow is not where one would expect to see a pyramid, a floating pyramid over this city would be even less likely.  According to Pravda, this is exactly what citizens of Moscow saw on the night of December the 18th.

In a day that no one saw coming, congressman Ron Paul has introduced a bill that would allow competing currencies to be used in American stores and Restaurants.  Although competing curencies is strange in itself, according to the Russian Times, if the bill were to pass, one would most likely be able to pay for items in Rubles.  Pinko overlords would then take advantage of this by encouraging their most favored coffee shop, Starbucks, to accept Rubles - possibly only Rubles - as payment for their services.